This might be old, but when I first heard about it a few weeks ago, it got a good chuckle out of me.
Question #1: How do you put a giraffe into a fridge?
I will let you think about this for a second before I post the answer. It’d be in your best interest to think for yourself before scrolling down to see the answer, as it will leave a stronger impression when you do see it. :)
Now think.
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Ok, the correct answer is:
Open the door, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
Question #2: How do you put a hippo into the fridge?
Again think about this. If your answer is "open the door, put the hippo in, and close the door", you have learned something, however, that is not the correct answer.
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The correct answer is:
Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the hippo in, and close the door.
Question #3: Lion King summoned an all-animal conference. Who’s missing?
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The correct answer is:
of course, the hippo, because he’s in the fridge.
10 responses so far ↓
aniche // March 13, 2008 at 3:55 pm |
i remember the first time i heard it. I didn’t even get a single on e right :D
walkingbetween // March 13, 2008 at 4:02 pm |
me neither… i know a guy who got the 2nd one right
3cinr3b // March 13, 2008 at 5:18 pm |
hahahahaha and there’s another last part too actually. best said after a while into other conversations so your audience would have forgotten all the above by now.
tarzan was going to go home after the conference. there was a river infested with crocodiles but the bridge was blown apart by the wind recently. how did he cross the river safely?
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all the crocodiles weren’t back from the conference yet.
bigapplezlp // March 13, 2008 at 8:55 pm |
hahahaha, I heard the first three, not the fourth one. What a laugh! Thanks Between and 3cinr3b
walkingbetween // March 14, 2008 at 9:59 am |
3cinr3b, (long time no “see”)… that was a good one
museditions // March 16, 2008 at 1:03 am |
That was at once both odd and hilarious. I’m pretty proud of myself for getting ONE right. (The last one, actually) ;)
walkingbetween // March 17, 2008 at 10:46 am |
way to go muse!
Jun // March 24, 2008 at 7:39 am |
u probably dun celebrate easter but it’s quite a big thing over in the states i gather, what with the easter parades and all. so, happy easter and may u find lotsa choc eggs!! :)
walkingbetween // March 24, 2008 at 3:39 pm |
thanks Jun! we don’t celebrate Easter and this year we were away (in vegas)… The casino did offer Easter Sunday Gourmet Buffet but the line was ridiculous (more than 1 hour’s wait) we passed…
zheai mae // September 22, 2009 at 10:20 am |
very great “brain twister”
i hope ;
i read it more >>>>>
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